The monkey forest in Ubud (Bali) (Indonesia) (where I am right now) costs $2, and of course we brought bananas because what kind jerks go to a monkey forest without bananas? Not us. We are not those jerks.

Today I learned the first rule of monkey forest is you do not go anywhere near a baby monkey, even with (or especially with) 800 bananas, or its mother will shank you. So I took this picture of a suckling monkey infant (for you guys!!) and ran.